Another day another dollar.
This is how much I am making a day. Actually, I renegotiated with my client last September and I got a 7% rate increase when they renewed my contract. I should be pretty happy now to make a dollar a day, not collecting unemployment benefits from state government.
I was so fucking busy today that I told one of my users, if I can be cut into half and one of my half body works for her and the other half works for other people, would be a WIN WIN situations for everybody. Of course, I didn't mention that my brain only has half capacity if I am chopped into two pieces. The bad thing is that I worked my ass off today; the good thing is I put my eight hours without putting one extra minute of overtime. Did I finish my job? Hell no, you always have tomorrow and you will get paid again tomorrow.
You guys need to take me as your role model; you get paid for 8 hours and you work for 8 hours. You will never finish your work because if you finish you work and your boss will show you where the door is. Bingo, you are laid off. Comprendre Amigo? you need to work everyday just like you need to eat, shit and shower. Well, I take my words back; not everyone needs to take a shower everyday. I do but I don't know about you guys.
I am giving you guys some incentive since you alredy spend a lot time to read my bull shit. Here is a famous Midwestern home cooking and it is easy to make. I can assure you this dish will make you eat more and shit more.
Tater Tot Hotdish
2 lb. hamburger
1 lg. onion
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can celery soup
1 pkg. mixed frozen vegetables
Tater tots
Brown hamburger and onion. Put vegetables on bottom of 9 x 13 inch pan. Add hamburger and onion on top of vegetables. Pour soups over (thin with some water). Put tater tots on top and bake 1 1/2 hours at 350 degrees.