How do you climb the corporate ladder? Do you need to work harder or put long hours until your unine becomes yellow (Terry Guo's famous proverb)? No, Wrong answers. All you need to do is kiss ass and kiss the right ass. Here is my suggestion that you should do.
1. Your boss is always right and you are alwasy wrong. The keyword is always; so you get what I am saying, be consistent.
2. Kiss your boss's ass whenever you can.
3. Kiss it harder to leave his/her ass's a hickey.
Bingo, I gurantee you will get a promotion within a six month, or you will get fired tomorrow for sexual haressment, if you are a guy and your boss is a gal. Or, maybe she likes it and by chance she is hot and it would be your lucky day.
I personly think Terry Guo's urine is yellow; we all know it is not caused by his long working hours. It is done by him who screws his wife too much. I have every right to complain here because I am a Hon Hai stock's holder.