Love is a battlefield. Pat Benator is DA WOMAN and nobody can cover this song for her, not even Carrie Underwood.
My experience told me that love is uaually pretty quiet and peaceful with one woman. It will be a real battlefield when there are two women involved.
This situation usually doesn't happen when there are two men involved because one man always dies in a duel in an ancient time; in a mordern time, one man usually says "Adios Amiga".