There are only two on this planet, one is dead and another is unbron.
Perfect job - there are not too many in this country but I know a guy who is a DC government employee who claims he is getting paid 160K a year with a job title "Computer specialist" without a computer in his office for 13 years.
My job tile is "Head Janitor" cos I make a living by cleaning someone else shit. A person was just fired by my client for not doing anything. Hmmmmmmmmm, I know we have at least two similar persons in IT department, why their ass are still here?