She belongs to three-bag category which means you need to put one bag on her head and another bag on your own head if her bag falls when you have sex.
The third bag is a small one to cover the light bulb in case some men need to keep the light on.
A judge needs to put a gag order on both to tell them shut the fuck up.
Btw, if I were her hubby, I will file a divorce in US and send her to the cleaner.