Osama Bin Laden finds a bottle on beach and picks it up. Suddenly a female genie appears.
"Master, I may grant you one wish," she says with a smile.
"Don't you know who I am, bitch? I don't need no woman to give me nothing", yells Bin Laden.
The genie pleads with him, "But Master! I must grant you one wish or go back to the bottle forever."
Osama thinks it over, grumbles about the inconvenience of it all, but relents. "Okay. I wanna wake up in the morning' with three women in my bed. So just do it! Now leave me alone!"
"So be it," says the genie, who's a little annoyed by this time.
And the very next morning, Bin Laden awakens to find three women in his bed; Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone. His leg is broken. And he has no health insurance.
You guys can Google Lorena Bobbitt.
Tonya Harding is an US figure skater who sent a buy to break Nancy Kerrigan's leg.
Hillary did propose a health reform in 1993. If she gets elected as our president, we probably won't have any health insurance at all though Obama care is bad enough. The middle class are fucked and I am one of them. FUCK., I voted for the democratic.
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