How do I bill my client 2000 hours this year? I took 3 weeks vacation in Taiwan already and I will take another week off around Christmas. I need to do more day trading to make it up. Pay my vacation by Wall Street losers. That's the idea. Here is another bad joke from Virginia. Q: How do West Virginia's Moms find out if their daughters are on period? A: You can use your imagination or ask Virginia's guys. (Or send me a message) The answer definitely cannot go public here.