I took my boss to Red Lobster for lunch today. Holly Shit, the bill was 70 bucks plus tips. She is a high maintenance bitch for sure. It was a working lunch for 1.5 hours so it's good for me and bad for my client. She told me a joke on the way back to work. It's pretty hilarious and I feel obligated to post here. Q: Why all the black people (No N word here please) are fast A: Cause all the slow ones are in jail.
I need to send this one to John McCain campaign headquarters.