What does "Shit happens" mean? Well, if you are driving a car and someone hits your ass (I mean another car hits the rear end of your car) very hard, it would explain this situation very well. This is what exactly happened on me last night. Good thing is I am still in one piece and my Corvette is still in one piece with quite a few broken fiberglass fragments. I understand why people don't use Corvette as their commuting cars because this car doesn't equip with either front or rear bumpers. If you know some ambulance chase lawyers, please don't hesitate to contact me at shiphappens.com or dial 1-900-hot-chic. My retirement is really counting on how good the lawyers are.