After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "forty years ago we had a cheap house, a jun
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I m sleeping with a 63-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you re not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.